明州氣溫轉換表

從亞歷山大的勇氣家借來的
錦上添花一下了中譯
Official Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

60 F and Above
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60度
紐澤西人要打開暖氣
明尼蘇達人在花園裡種植物

50 F and Above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50度
加州人止不住發抖
明尼蘇達人做日光浴

40 F and Above
Italian and French cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
40度
義大利與法國車已經發不動了
明尼蘇達人開車時搖下車窗

32 F and Above (也就是攝氏 0 度)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker.
32度
純水冷凍
米爾湖的水增多

20 F and Above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves adn woolly hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
20度
佛羅里達人穿上鵝毛外套 保溫褲 手套與羊毛襪
明尼蘇達人批上法蘭絨衫

15 F and Above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets too cold.
15度
費城的房東終於打開暖氣
明尼蘇達人趁天氣還沒變太冷前在戶外舉行BBQ


Zero (大概是攝氏 零下 15 度)
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
0度
邁阿密的人都死光了
明尼蘇達人在舔旗桿
(如果不曉得那是什麼 請參照電影阿呆與阿瓜 他們去划雪坐覽車那段)

20 Below
Iowans fly away to Mexico.
Poeple in Minnesota get out their winter coats,.
負20度
愛荷華人都飛去墨西哥
明尼蘇達人正把冬季外套找出來

40 Below
Hollywood disintegrates
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
負40度
好萊塢瓦解了
明尼蘇達的女童子軍挨家挨戶的兜售餅乾

60 Below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
負60度
北極熊撤出極圈
明尼蘇達的男童子軍把冬季求生課延後 等天氣再冷些

80 Below
Mt. St. Helen freezes.
People in Minnesota rent some videos.
負80度
聖海倫火山凍解
明尼蘇達人租了錄影帶待在家看
(意思是終於不適合待在戶外了)

100 Below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
負100度
聖誕老人搬離北極
明尼蘇達人因為無法解凍啤酒桶而感到挫折

297 Below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.
負297度
微生物無法在乳製品中存活
明尼蘇達的乳牛抱怨農夫的手很冷

460 Below (Absolute zero on Kelvin Scale)
All atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying "cold nuff for ya?"
負460度  (克氏表的絕對零度)
中子活動停擺
明尼蘇達人開始說:這天氣對你來說有沒有冷?

500 Below
Hell freezes over.
The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.
負500度
地獄凍結了
明尼蘇達維京人隊贏了超級盃 
(這句話真毒 笑維京人球打的很爛 全世界死光光他們才能拿第一名)